⚠️⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: JEFF IS LEAVING ⚠️⚠️ THE SOUND BOARD WEEPS ⚠️⚠️ WHO WILL UNMUTE THE PASTOR NOW ⚠️⚠️ PLEASE REMAIN CALM ⚠️⚠️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL ⚠️⚠️

GOODBYE
JEFF

In loving memory of Jeff's time at Walloon Lake Community Church
(he is not dead. he just got a new job. but it FEELS like he is dead.)

Respects paid so far: 0000000

Jeff looking into your soul
Jeff, contemplating mixer levels
Jeff with coffee
Jeff, one coffee in, reverb dialed
Jeff on guitar
Jeff, shredding for the Lord 🎸

📜 WHO WAS JEFF

Jeffrey Shields served as Technical Director at Walloon Lake Community Church. He started playing guitar in church at 8 YEARS OLD and never stopped. His stated goal was a worship atmosphere "free from distraction."

This website is the opposite of that. We are so sorry Jeff.

📊 JEFF BY THE NUMBERS

Microphones unmuted∞
Feedback squeals preventedALL OF THEM
Slides advanced on time99.9%
Hair products usedclassified
Replacement Jeffs available0
Tissues required🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

😢 CRY BUTTON

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📖 GUESTBOOK

loading the tears of the congregation...

(everyone sees every message. be nice. Jeff reads these.)
tissue box

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⭐ WE WILL MISS YOU JEFF ⭐

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